-Back to perform
Sugar and Booze,” give it up for Ana Gasteyer,
everyone. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -♪ Bells are ringing
and a-jingling ♪ ♪ Folks are mixing
and a-mingling ♪ ♪ Twinkling lights
and tinsel on the tree ♪ ♪ How I love to keep
the yuletide gay ♪ ♪ Call me corny or cliche ♪ ♪ But there’s a reason
that the season ♪ ♪ Brings so much joy to me ♪ -1, 2, 3! ♪♪ ♪ I love snowmen
and turtle doves in twos ♪ ♪ Holly ivy mistletoe
can take away my blues ♪ ♪ Kris Kringle and his reindeer
friends, they endlessly amuse ♪ ♪ But the best part of the
holidays is sugar and booze ♪ ♪ I like mittens
and skating on the ice ♪ ♪ But I glide
right through December ♪ ♪ Mixing naughty
with that nice ♪ ♪ So pour a nip into that nog
and let it light your fuse ♪ ♪ Because the best part of the
holidays is sugar and booze ♪ ♪ Wake up, baby,
don’t you hit the snooze ♪ ♪ Just forget the headlines
in the news ♪ ♪ Pop a cork, put on
your dancing shoes ♪ ♪ Give me honey and hooch
and I’ll give you smooch ♪ ♪ Let’s give those devils
their dues ♪ ♪ I like cider
but keep it spiked with rum ♪ ♪ What good’s a little drummer
boy with no pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪ ♪ Come New Year’s Day,
we’ll all resolve ♪ ♪ Those extra pounds to lose ♪ ♪ But now’s the time we let it
rip with sugar and booze ♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪ Once a year,
we all deserve some fun ♪ ♪ Life is short,
so why live like a nun? ♪ ♪ Grab a fork,
there’s damage to be done ♪ ♪ King Wenceslas
hit the sweets and sauce ♪ ♪ And give me gin
and cinnamon buns ♪ ♪ I like cider
but keep it spiked with rum ♪ ♪ What good’s a little drummer
boy with no pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪ ♪ Come New Year’s Day,
we’ll all resolve ♪ ♪ Those extra pounds to lose ♪ ♪ You can keep that tray
of crudites ♪ ♪ Honey, I refuse ♪ ♪ Martinis at lunch,
pastries and punch ♪ ♪ It’s our annual excuse ♪ ♪ We’ll have Hendrick’s
for the Gentiles ♪ ♪ Manischewitz for the Jews ♪ ♪ ‘Cause the best part
of the holidays ♪ ♪ Is sugar and booze ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ [ Cheers and applause ] -Ana Gasteyer, everyone! Her holiday album,
“Sugar and Booze,” is out now.