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Spongebob Squarepants Season 1 – 3 | CR Cartoon Review

Oh My God. You have no idea how happy I am to do is review. Now some people thought I bashed season 4 through 9 of Spongebob.. Too Hard… Even though I didn’t because I gave it a Bronze Seal in my review but the fact that I bashed in the first place is because…

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Late Night Democratic Presidential Debate: South Carolina

-The Democrats held their 10th debate last week, but I think there are still a lot of important questions left unanswered, so we decided to hold another one. That’s right. All of the qualifying candidates are here right here, right now, and they’re ready to go. So, without further ado, here is the “Late Night…

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Joe Biden Wins the South Carolina Primary

-Let’s get to the news. The South Carolina primary was this weekend and former Vice President Joe Biden won by nearly 30 points. Said Biden… [as Biden] Thank you, South Dakota! [ Laughter ] Mayor Pete Buttigieg announced yesterday he’s dropping out of the presidential race. “Come back in four years,” said a bouncer who…

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Make It Pop | ‘Friday Night’ Official Music Video #2 | Nick

SUN HI: ♪ I can’t wait for the weekend ♪ JODI: ♪ Hanging out with my girlfriends ♪ CORKI: ♪ Doing things that we wanna do, yeah. ♪ SUN HI: ♪ Make-up on pick the right dress ♪ JODI: ♪ Do our hair like supermodels ♪ CORKI: ♪ Have some fun and just forget ’bout…

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Modern Money, Modern Love! || STEVE HARVEY

– I’ve been married for five years. I have two babies under two. I own a business. I work in finance and I’ve been doing that about 10 years. My husband is a machine operator and I make about about three times his income. As far as the bills, we pay them proportionately. My question…

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The Trump Time Machine | Sugar and Toys | Fuse

Making millions is boring, okay? I just wanna retire and start a philanthropic organization to help African-Americans, okay? Blackness is the only thing I’m passionate about, okay? (lasers whirring) Huh? Kanye, so glad to see you. What a hell of a guy. Please, come in, (sniffles) okay? What’s up, what’s up? I want you to…

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Mike Bloomberg Drops Out of 2020 Race

-Let’s get to the news. Former Vice President Joe Biden is projected to have won yesterday’s Super Tuesday primaries, including five states he did not campaign in. Turns out it was a smart move to have him talk to voters as little as possible. [ Laughter ] That’s right. Yesterday was super Tuesday and Joe…

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Beto O’Rourke Endorses Joe Biden in Spanish

-Let’s get to the news. 14 states voted in today’s Super Tuesday primary, as well as the territory of American Samoa and Democrats living abroad. Said one Democrat abroad, “Leave me out of this.” [ Laughter ] Former Congressman Beto O’Rourke appeared at a Joe Biden rally in Dallas yesterday and announced his endorsement in…

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Late Night Storytime: The Donald J. Trump Cookbook

-And now it’s time for the “Donald J. Trump Cookbook,” by me, Donald J. Trump. That’s right — you all, of course, obviously know me as the greatest president of all time, but little do you know, I’m also the greatest chef of all time. Well, second, right after the great Guy Fieri — peace…

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COW CHOP ROAST (feat. Sugar Pine 7)

(Announcer Woman) Welcome back to the Cow Chop roast. This isn’t just any ordinary roast, this is a cross over. Sugar Pine 7 might seem like they have it all together, but that’s a silly laugh. Remember, each competitor needs to roast the other in order to make ’em laugh. If the opponent laughs, they…

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