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Execution | The Paints

Three men, a Frenchman, an Italian, and a Jew, were condemned to be executed.Their captors told them that they had the right to have a final meal before the execution.They asked the Frenchman what he wanted: “Give me some good French wine and French bread” he requested. So they gave it to him, he ate…

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Best of: John Mulaney | Netflix Is A Joke

– Being married’s so nice. I never knew relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself. (audience laughing) That’s not really a joke, that’s just a little sweet thing I like to say. (audience laughing) ‘Cause I’ve been in relationships where I got cheated on, like long ones. I dunno if you’ve ever…

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Scary Movie 3 (2/11) Movie CLIP – Rap Battle (2003) HD

8 miles down the road the farm’s that a way bitch … hoe throw your hands in the air cuz fat joe is thru i’m a whiteboy but my neck is red i put miracle whip on my wonderbread my face is pale & I never been in jail me & buffy spend every winter…

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John Mulaney Bonds With Stephen Over Their Time As Altar Boys

PLEASE WELCOME JOHN MULANEY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪>>HOW ARE YOU?>>Stephen: WOW! HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?>>Stephen: DOING FINE. HOW ARE YOU?>>I’M VERY GOOD.>>Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS. I UNDERSTAND THE SHOW HAS BEEN EXTENDED THROUGH JANUARY.>>YES, TILL JANUARY 22nd!>>Stephen: FANTASTIC. YES!>>Stephen: I THINK IT SHOULD BE EXTENDED FOREVER.>>REALLY?>>Stephen: PEOPLE DON’T KNOW, YOU HAVE GUESTS WHO COME ON…

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“STRANGER THINGS: A Bad Lip Reading”

*Turn captions on and off with CC button Don’t take candy from a stranger Things like that could lead to danger Dustin, Lucas, El and Mike- Riding on a bike to save their friend from the Upside Down Those stranger things You know we’re living those stranger things Like most twelve year olds back then,…

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Wanda Sykes on Her Kids Speaking French

– Nice to see you, too. – Did you have a good holiday? – I did, I did. We went to, uh– It was the…French people year. [laughter] – You went with– – So, you know–you know my wife is French, so– – Yes. – So we went over to France this year to visit…

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Modified Ramen – You Suck at Cooking (episode 80)

According to the internet, if you’re in college, you’re required to survive off this stuff. So you can save money – by sacrificing your health, while accumulating debt for a degree you won’t use for a job that will be done by robots by the time you don’t graduate because you realize you’re in the…

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WEIRD Food Combinations People LOVE!!! *HOT SAUCE & SKITTLES* Eating Funky & Gross DIY Foods Candy

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Croissant de Triomphe | A Mickey Mouse Cartoon | Disney Shows

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Trendy Restaurant – SNL

>>>GUYS, THANK YOU SO MUCH MAKING OUR TRIP TO NEW YORK SPECIAL.>>COLUMBUS IS GOING TO SEE BORING AFTER THIS.>>THIS IS THE HOTTEST RESTAURANT IN NEW YORK RIGH NOW.>>YOU’RE IN FOR A REAL TRE.>>I’M SO EXCITED.>>HI, FOLKS, WELCOME. MY NAME IS ASTON. WHO IS FAMILIAR WITH HOW WE THINGS?>>TWO ARE, TWO AREN’T.>>YOU GUYS ARE PROS, I’M…

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