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A Meeting of Great Black Inventors – Astronomy Club

Welcome, inventors. My name is Elijah McCoy. In this room lies some of the brightest Black minds this country has to offer. Nerds. And that is George Washington Carver. What up, what up, what up? Anybody want a peanut? I know you want one. Okay. I have gathered us together with the hopes that our…

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Deon Cole: Cole Blooded Seminar – Cold Peanut Butter – Uncensored

I had to come out here in D.C. and get it popping, baby. That’s right. [cheers and applause] I had to, man, ’cause it’s Obama’s last year in office, and I just wanted to come to Capitol Hill and be close to some historic shit, you know? And plus, we ain’t gonna see another black…

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Butters and Father Maxi Bond Over Jesus – South Park

Isn’t this great Father? Fresh mountain air, a nice warm fire. I have to admit, it’s a pretty nice way to spend a Sunday. How many are Your works, Lord? In wisdom You made them all. Yeah, the Lord’s pretty cool. He is because He brought me you. [Rock music]Faith in Christ Faith in ChristFaith…

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Julian McCullough – Everything’s Hot Butter-Fly – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

This was the logic of a 20-year-old boy who didn’t know women at all. If you like a girl and she doesn’t like you back enough, the worst thing you could do is be like, “Oh, you don’t understand. I’m never leaving.” [grunts][dark electronic music]♪[grunting]♪[grunting]♪[cheers and applause] – Ladies and gentlemen, you know this next…

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Execution | The Paints

Three men, a Frenchman, an Italian, and a Jew, were condemned to be executed.Their captors told them that they had the right to have a final meal before the execution.They asked the Frenchman what he wanted: “Give me some good French wine and French bread” he requested. So they gave it to him, he ate…

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