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Late Night Democratic Presidential Debate: South Carolina

-The Democrats held their 10th debate last week, but I think there are still a lot of important questions left unanswered, so we decided to hold another one. That’s right. All of the qualifying candidates are here right here, right now, and they’re ready to go. So, without further ado, here is the “Late Night…

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Joe Biden Wins the South Carolina Primary

-Let’s get to the news. The South Carolina primary was this weekend and former Vice President Joe Biden won by nearly 30 points. Said Biden… [as Biden] Thank you, South Dakota! [ Laughter ] Mayor Pete Buttigieg announced yesterday he’s dropping out of the presidential race. “Come back in four years,” said a bouncer who…

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The Trump Time Machine | Sugar and Toys | Fuse

Making millions is boring, okay? I just wanna retire and start a philanthropic organization to help African-Americans, okay? Blackness is the only thing I’m passionate about, okay? (lasers whirring) Huh? Kanye, so glad to see you. What a hell of a guy. Please, come in, (sniffles) okay? What’s up, what’s up? I want you to…

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Mike Bloomberg Drops Out of 2020 Race

-Let’s get to the news. Former Vice President Joe Biden is projected to have won yesterday’s Super Tuesday primaries, including five states he did not campaign in. Turns out it was a smart move to have him talk to voters as little as possible. [ Laughter ] That’s right. Yesterday was super Tuesday and Joe…

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Beto O’Rourke Endorses Joe Biden in Spanish

-Let’s get to the news. 14 states voted in today’s Super Tuesday primary, as well as the territory of American Samoa and Democrats living abroad. Said one Democrat abroad, “Leave me out of this.” [ Laughter ] Former Congressman Beto O’Rourke appeared at a Joe Biden rally in Dallas yesterday and announced his endorsement in…

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Late Night Storytime: The Donald J. Trump Cookbook

-And now it’s time for the “Donald J. Trump Cookbook,” by me, Donald J. Trump. That’s right — you all, of course, obviously know me as the greatest president of all time, but little do you know, I’m also the greatest chef of all time. Well, second, right after the great Guy Fieri — peace…

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Action Bronson Brings Seth Baked Ziti Pizza from Queens

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Ana Gasteyer: Sugar and Booze

-Back to perform “Sugar and Booze,” give it up for Ana Gasteyer, everyone. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -♪ Bells are ringing and a-jingling ♪ ♪ Folks are mixing and a-mingling ♪ ♪ Twinkling lights and tinsel on the tree ♪ ♪ How I love to keep the yuletide gay ♪ ♪ Call me…

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Chef Jean-Georges Vongerichten Bakes a Black Sea Bass Pastry

-Welcome back to “Late Night.” We’re here with Chef Jean-Georges Vongerichten! [ Cheers and applause ] The owner of two Michelin Star restaurants, Jean-Georges’ memoir “JGV: A Life in 12 Recipes” is out now. Thank you so much for being here! -Thank you very much. -And let’s start. Should we start with a drink? -Let’s…

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The Katering Show – WE QUIT SUGAR

I’m Kate McCartney. I’m Kate McLennan. We’re unstable. Welcome to The Katering Show. Fuck, this is heavy. This show is all about me and how I can cook delicious recipes that won’t make McCartney (BLEEP) her pants. But food isn’t just about not (BLEEP) your pants. It’s also about happiness. It’s about health. It’s about…

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