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BAKED | S01E04 – “Circumambulations Of A Rhinoceros”

Where is my Ipod? Where is my Ipod? Where the fuck is my Ipod? Someone has stolen my Ipod! Where the fuck is my Ipod? Haris… Go talk to Tara Tell her to come chill with us We don’t mind if her friends want to chill with us too Have you gone nuts? I finally…

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BAKED Season 2 | Episode 6 | Stockholm Syndrome

Dude.. Who’d you date? A girl with one boob – like in the middle Or like a girl with no bum Like back and then legs Bro that’s easy Uni-breast girl Really? I’m more of a bum guy anyway na *phone rings* Hello? Haan bol Tch Yeah this is Wake & Bake No sir, we’re…

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BAKED Season 2 | Episode 3 | Election Fever

Why should our college be considered any lesser than Harvard or Yale? We will raise the annual budgets of the ECA society… but we won’t stop there… We will also address the need of the hour; which is to help set up a women’s hostel. Three posters! Our Wake and Bake poster is covered by…

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BAKED | S01E05 – “Party’s On Till The Break Of Dawn”

Yes! Shit! What happened Brother Haris? You seem to have fallen short of attendance Sorry, who are you? How do you know my name? If I don’t keep a close watch on my people, then who will? Brother Haris, listen to me I know someone in the office I’ll get your attendance sorted out Just…

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BAKED Season 2 | Episode 2 | Korfball

Hey! How’s it looking? It’s beautiful man It’s your best one yet Right? Come Let’s click? No man! I have to attend the 1:15 pm class I’ve already missed both my classes But… Why do you need the attendance? Ya man! I already have an M.A degree Fair enough man, Let’s just blaze this mother…

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BAKED Season 2 | Episode 4 | Placebo

So when I did this, he couldn’t understand. Nice! Body, what are you doing? -I should go. What are you doing? Why dude? -Check this out! What is this? Jugaad-U Jugaadu. It’s all over college. They’re promoting themselves as the first midnight food delivery place in campus. That’s our thing man! Bro they also deliver…

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BAKED | S01E01 – “Where the F*** Is My Pizza?”

So you’re the one Gulaab was talking about How’s my brother doing these days? Hope he’s alright Yes… He’s absolutely fine Would you like some tea? No sir… No thank you Mr. Maheep Singh you have a 2 O’clock with Mr. R.V. Tulli please don’t forget Yes… Of course madam Haris can I be frank…

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BAKED | S01E03 – “We Don’t Deliver In 30 Minutes”

How did I do? Crap! Shit! Any chance? Only if the rest of the team loose their limbs in a freak accident Oh! Hi Nihal How are you man? I’m alright Do you guys want to sleep with your mom? No man Nihal Do you? Yes What the fuck Nihal! Have you told your mom…

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BAKED | S01E02 – “Trust Me, Just Trust Me”

Bro! Body better watch out That’s Tiwari sister He’ll create a scene man Tiwari, how’s it going? So, basically the law of diminishing marginal utility dictates that at the third stage, the slope will become negative So, for all you dumbfucks who don’t understand it in plain English Here is an illustration to make it…

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BAKED | S01E06 – ” This Could Be Something Serious”

Once again… How exactly did he say it? I’m scared! I’m sorry for laughing bro but this could be something serious Yeah dude… Maybe this dream has a deeper meaning to it We live so close to the ridge and a lot of crazy shit has already happened there Everyone knows about the nun and…

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